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A nostalgic backroads adventure

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Roadside Potpourri
Funny signs

Roadside Nostalgia:
Roadside Nostalgia
Burma-Shave signs
Steel diners
See Rock City barns
Trivia quiz

RV Lifestyle
RV Lifestyle
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RV conferences
E-mail on the road?

Road food

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Books of interst to RVers and backroads enthusiasts
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Next page is a sampling of our current issue.

News from the backroads, March, 2006:

Issue 32 - farewell issue

Our final issue, #32, was mailed to all paying subscribers in August, 2002. This issue traced the Old Dixie Highway - eastern branch - from Homestead, Florida, to the Canada border at Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan. Preview issue #32

Issue 32 is the final issue of Two-Lane Roads magazine. Subscribers who prepaid for issues higher than #32 were mailed a letter, with options of how to use your prepaid credit. Most have opted for an equal number of issues of another fine travel publication, Gypsy Journal.

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Preview issue #32

Two-Lane Roads magazine has always been a one-man operation; and that one man - Loren Eyrich - had surgery for colon / rectal cancer, and needed to stay pretty near home for nearly a year for chemotherapy and radiation treatments. The treatments are now over, and the doctors say I am doing very well.

Please bookmark this website and check back for future updates.    -L.E.

Two-Lane Roads magazine
32 issues
43 states
160,604 miles
22,262 gallons of gasoline
Countless barbecue sandwiches

Update March 10, 2006:
I am doing well, apparently cancer-free 4 years after surgery.  I have returned to the retail auto industry, currently employed as controller for a large group of used car dealers in Fort Lauderdale.  I'm about 7 years from retirement age; until then I will be limited to RVing only in normal vacation schedule. 
--  Loren Eyrich

Chuckle with Road Trip America's funny signs.
http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm

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What happened on this day in automotive history? Fun auto history facts, from the History Channel. Click here

Something for everyone on RV driving tour of Oregon. RV Caravan Tours gives active RVers a chance to experience nature hands-on. More here

RV Today - TV show moves to OLN cable network. More here

Fuel price watch - enter your ZIP code and locate the cheapest gas in your neighborhood. Click here

Burma-Shave. The William F. Eisner Museum of Advertising & Design, Milwaukee, WI; salutes the Burma-Shave roadside ad campaign, complete with video and audio clips. Plus, enter their new Burma-Shave jingle contest.
Click here

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Loren's book

No Sleeping on Pavement
- Silly Signs and Offbeat Stuff From America's Two-Lane Roads

By Loren Eyrich

A collection of photos with captions, favorite signs and roadside attractions from 10 years of RV trips on two-lane roads. Retail $10.95

Order the book from our own bookstore  Special $6.95



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Preview Loren's first book, "No Sleeping on Pavement"

       

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About Two-Lane Roads magazine

On the road since 1991

Two Lane Roads magazine features offbeat attractions, museums, funny signs, and other roadside delights, on America's backroads, recalling simpler days, when Burma Shave signs and steel diners lined our highways.  Editor Loren Eyrich enjoys the RV lifestyle in a 5th wheel trailer, avoiding turnpikes & freeways.

Loren Eyrich walked awy from a career as comptroller for America's largest automobile dealer, and hit the road in a RV.  In the first 12 years of publishing, he logged over 160,000 miles, nearly all of it on two-lane roads, in a RV he called the "COW", or Condo-On-Wheels. 

COW II is a 1991 Kountry Star 5th wheel trailer, and pulled with a 1989 Chevrolet dually pickup. Loren hits the road 4 to 8 weeks at a time, updating his computer each night in campgrounds.  He is photographer and writer as he explores the backroads of North America.

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Condo-On-Wheels II
on a two-lane highway
in Virginia

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Map of all routes to date

Our first 32 issues have covered states from Texas to Maine, and from Florida to Idaho. 

This one-man business operates on one desktop computer and laser printer which ride along in the RV, and voicemail.  Loren's mail is forwarded to him care of general delivery at towns along his route, and E-mail is answered almost daily thanks to a wireless modem.

Our four basic rules:

No Interstates - you can't see anything but the taillights of big trucks whizzing by!
 
No franchised food - two words which don't belong in the same sentence.
 
No theme parks - I love them, but you don't need me to tell you about them.
 
No five-star accommodations - I sleep very comfortably every night in campgrounds.

Shunpiking
The editor eschews Interstates and toll roads, seeking out secondary roads instead.  A major portion of each issue of Two-Lane Roads is Loren's daily journal called, "Shunpiking" - Loren's rambling observations along the road.
    

Shun-pike \n (1853): a side road used to avoid the toll, speed, and traffic of a turnpike. 

Shun-pik-ing:
avoiding the superhighways, seeking out the scenic route instead.


You can now order books online, with secure server!



This page last updated March 10, 2006.


How to navigate our website:

To navigate our entire site without missing anything, always select the yellow "Next Page"  button near the bottom of each page. 

Or, select a particular topic from the directory in the gray panel on the left

This informational website contains about 30 pages indexed at the left. 


Did you enjoy the little highway centerline animation at the top of this page, with the verse on the red signs?  It's no coincidence that these resemble the Burma-Shave signs of yesteryear.  Visit our Nostalgia page and Burma-Shave page to see some animations with actual Burma-Shave verses.   


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Test your knowledge of auto history with our trivia quiz!

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Traveling by RV is the most economical way for families to take a vacation? Watch this mini movie about family RVing.
Click here and then click on the picture of the RV.




All the trip planning links you will ever need, right here:
Take a road trip
Mapping and phone directories
The great outdoors - camping, hiking, outdoors
Fuel - gasoline, diesel, propane

All the RV and camping links you will ever need
(over 800 and growing) right here:


   Basic and advanced RV advice
RV news headlines and our RV-info home page
Our RV primer - know your RV jargon
Basic RV information - for beginners and RV veterans
Technical RV information - maintenance & towing
RV safety issues and educational seminars
RV books - our RV bookstore
Getting online - on the road. Our own primer on this topic.
Communications on the road - cellular, computers, satelliteTV
RV magazines - in print
RV news e-magazines, electronic only (no print edition)
RV discussion forums & chat rooms

   Buying, selling, or renting the RV
RV manufacturers
Chassis & engine manufacturers
Tow vehicles, pickup truck and van manufacturers
RV shows
RV dealers
RV insurance
RV emergency road service plans
RV financing
RV rentals
Specialty vehicles (recreation vehicles modified for commercial or handicapped.)
Classified ad websites for buying or selling your RV

    Gadgets and accessories for your RV
RV gadgets and accessories
RV parts & accessories dealers

     Joining and socializing
RV clubs
RV clubs for specific brands of RVs
RV caravans
Personal RV sites - stories from everyday RVers

    Enhancing the RV lifestyle
Working while RVing, volunteering, campground hosting
History of the RV
Fun stuff, free stuff

    Planning the trip
Take a road trip
Mapping and phone directories
Mail forwarding
Paging, voicemail, 800 numbers, long-distance calling cards
Campground searches (online, not print)
The great outdoors - camping, hiking, outdoors
Attractions, places to visit
Fuel - gasoline, diesel, propane
Comparisons of costs between states

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Y'all come back now; don't forget to bookmark this site.   -L.E.
Two-Lane Roads, PO Box 23518, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33307-3518
 
E-mail:  twolaneroads@bellsouth.net
               
 
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Except for the book cover designs or where otherwise noted, all text and all photographs were created by Loren Eyrich.  No portion of this website may be reproduced without written permission.

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